How to Make Stitch Markers for Knitting

I have these stitch markers that I really like.

They fit on the needle or can be clipped to the stitch and left in the work until you need to remove them. They’re flexible and pretty darn great. Plus they’re colorful like unicorn farts. The only downfall is that the bean tends to find them and eat them and I pretty much refuse to go diaper excavating. If I witness a bit of shiny purple at change time I cringe a little. They weren’t horribly spendy, but they did ship from Canada and I hate waste.

Several weeks ago I happen to find these at Joann’s in the jewelry supplies:

Woohoo! It was a total light bulb moment. I could make a whole lotta stitch markers out of these little packs. And even better they were on sale, so for what I paid for a single set of stitch markers I’m going to have a ready supply on hand. If you’ve ever wondered, this is proof that even after you’ve found what you went in for you should continue to roam around because you will find something you didn’t know you needed when you walked in the doors.

You’ll have to find some wire clippers. I have some nice jewelry making ones somewhere, but I dug these out of the tool box.

Pull out one of the chains and clip of a few lengths. The smaller ones are 13 balls long and the bigger ones are 20. I mostly use the smaller sized ones, but occasionally you have a project with bigger needles. The bigger ones are good for clipping all the smaller ones to and sometimes you need a marker that’s different, so multiple sizes come in handy.
Ignore the piece of paintbrush that got stuck in the finish of the cabinet top.
Once you’ve clipped your pieces of ball chain you just take your clasps and turn them into rounds. Viola simple functional stitch markers! Now you can have twice as many WIPs on the needles.
Happy crafting,

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Manic Monday

It’s been nearly a week since my last post and not that I haven’t meant to blog I’ve just been busy. Thankfully it’s the kind of busy I like; lots of custom orders and repairs and just good stuff. I’m slipping into a productive routine, which is nice since the bigs will be returned to school this week.

Be on the lookout for lots of changes, the blog is going to be getting an overhaul and I’m working on getting the official Turk and Bean website up and running. Yes, there will be a turkandbean.com. Woohoo me! I keep looking forward to positive growth in spite of the things that try to squash my spirit.

I need to go work on some real blog posts, but felt like I should say hi and let everyone know I haven’t fallen off into the abyss.

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Homemade Laundry Starch

I have to iron a lot. I never actually iron the clothes we have to wear, but sewing is so much easier with crisp, flat materials. Ignore my lack of ironing in this shirt restyle. Sometimes the lazy just gets the better of me; I can’t help it!

I’ve been out of spray starch for a while and it’s been obvious in my sewing. Maybe it’s a good thing production was being held up waiting for a replacement snap press piece. Then I got to thinking that with all the random things I make anyway, like dish soap, I bet there is a do it yourself starch. And then I bet myself it involves corn starch. And guess what? I was right.

It’s so crazy simple!

2 cups distilled water
1 TBS corn starch
several drops of lavender essential oil, or similar if you want something that smells pretty. Lavender is calming and I need all the help I can get.

See the small print? Lavender = calming.

Combine water and starch in a smallish sauce pan and boil together. You’ll have to stir pretty good in the beginning. You can also mix the starch to a couple TBS of water and then add the mix starch to the pan. The point is you don’t want clumps. After a couple minutes of boiling let it cool (this is where I added my EO), then put in your spray bottle, and have crisp clothes.

Things to remember:
– settling will occur, shake before each use.
-you have to use steam or it gets a little tacky when you first put you iron down

Easy peasy! I’m almost sad I no longer have Army uniforms to iron.

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Bad Things and Good People

With the Olympics in full swing the media has shifted from the events in Colorado to the global gathering. But if you’re like me your heart still aches for the families of those involved. You’ve also probably been left explaining how bad things happen to people. I find myself lucky that we don’t have live TV and it’s a little easier to filter the things the boys are exposed to, but that doesn’t stop the inquiries. The whys about the ills of the world; why are people divorced if it’s a sin, why would he shoot those people at a movie, and a thousand other whys just because Turkey has hit that age where everything is why.

I have to answer to their sensitive hearts, but the reality is pretty simple. We live in a world of sin. I’m not saying we suffer for the wrongs we’ve done though in some cases that’s part of it. They know all about cause and effect and consequences. But sometimes people suffer for the sins of others just by happenstance. People went to a movie and someone else committed an act of hate. Sad and horrible.

“But why doesn’t God stop it?” The BIG question, everything they know is that God is loving regardless of what we do provided we turn to him. They don’t always grasp that He loves us so much He’s given us free will. It’s like spoiled rich children; if they are given everything without work there is little appreciation for what they have. And who wants to be micromanaged anyway?

“It’s God’s plan.” This is a statement I hate hearing from people especially “Christians”. My response to this is generally “Do you know anything about God?” God doesn’t not plan for crimes to be committed, He doesn’t plan for men to walk out on their wives and children, He doesn’t plan for bad things to happen. He would never plan for people to act against His desires for us. However, He knows when they’re going to happen and yes, he allows it, and the hope for us is then that we will learn from it that we need more than what is on this earth and we can rise above and move forward.

There’s a book series by Piers Anthony called the Incarnations of Immortality. If you like fantasy/sci-fi you’ve probably read it and if not you should. I read it for the first time my freshman year of high school. Yes, I reread books, often until the pages fall off. But one of the repeated ideas in the books is that long ago God and Satan came to an agreement that they wouldn’t interfere in human lives in the “contest” to win the most souls. God honored the agreement and is pretty hands off. Satan on the other hand has billboards and ad campaigns. It’s a pretty accurate illustration of the world we live in. God whispers while the sins of this world are in your face yelling at you. Whether you believe in God or not I think it still applies. No matter how good you live your life you’ll probably be caught in the cross fire of the poor decisions made by someone else. On the other hand I like to believe that those same people are on the business end of the light we have to offer the world.

I often feel like maybe it would be easier to stoop to the level of other people and play their game. Living ethically is hard work! But no matter how tired and battered I may be at the end of the day I can still look at myself in the mirror and I think that’s worth it. My hope is that my children learn to hush the world and listen to a whisper and recognize that there is a difference between the will of God and the choice of man.

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Maternity Shirt to Fitted Tee Restyle

There are days when I’m sad that I’m done having babies, especially since the choice was made for me rather than really coming to it on my own. On the other hand I’m not horribly sad to be done with maternity clothes. Over the course I’ve my 5 pregnancies I’ve collected several tubs of maternity clothes and try as I might the past 18 months I haven’t been able to sell them. Problem one is I have clothes I don’t need.

Now I have found myself considerably thinner than when I got pregnant this last time, though not as skinny as I’ve been at previous points in my life, but this means most of the clothes in my closet do not fit. Enter problem two. Now I may have “99 problems”, but a lack of ingenuity isn’t one. This means we make like a hundred other pinterest users and turn to a t-shirt restyle. Heck, if they can turn a giant men’s shirt into a cute top then I can do the same with a maternity tee. Right?

Obligatory before picture:

The goofier the before picture, the more impressive the after one.

I almost feel guilty adding to the t-shirt restyles out there. It’s such a crazy simple process. Take in sides then embellished with scrap bits. Any craft monkey could do that. Yet, somehow seeing people actually go through the process is so interesting. Prepare to be impressed.
Layout shirt to be altered and lay a shirt that you like the cut of over it. 
Do as I say and not as I do; properly smooth everything out before cutting.
I hacked up both sides and continued along the arms even though my “pattern” shirt was cut a little differently in the sleeves.  Be sure to leave extra on the sides for a seam allowance. If you lay it down inside out you can cut and sew up the edges without having to flip it inside out to sew.
I took the scraps from the side and cut them with pinking shears to “ruffle” the edges. I cut the seam out and cut the hem and sleeve portion off and then sewed pairs of the strips together making two long strips. And then zigzagged one starting at the shoulder seam and running along the neckline.

See it really is a Large Old Navy maternity tee

I sewed a line up the middle of my “ruffle”. When you hold the shirt up the ruffles fall forward so I did a second layer above it; repeating the process.
And tada:
See far more impressive after that before picture!

I love that it has such a nice length to it. I don’t have to worry about the rear end flash when I stoop down. I’m now excited at the prospect of a “new” wardrobe and I’ll be restyling a bunch more of my maternity clothes

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Zucchini Alfredo

With summer garden season in full swing there has been an increase in zucchini recipes on pinterest. Anything you’ve ever dreamed of doing with a zucchini and dozens of things I’m sure you haven’t. I recently saw some pins that turned the zucchini into noodles and used it in place of pasta noodles. I LOVE spaghetti squash and to me the idea of another squashy noodle option was too good to pass up. However, I had a pinterest fail, didn’t repin, and later couldn’t find the pin I was looking for.

This week found me with a pile of zucchini goodness and no pasta recipe, so we improvised. Midkid is always asking for Alfredo sauce. He doesn’t really care what’s with it so long as it’s covered in Alfredo. Butter, cream, cheese; can ya blame him for his love of all things Alfredo? When we say Alfredo sauce this does not include anything that comes from the supermarket in a jar. I have tried them all over the years and have decided that there is just no such thing as good jarred Alfredo sauce. I decided that if I was using veggie noodles I could be a little bad and use a cream sauce.

We shredded the zucchini. I have this super cool peeler that makes julienne slices while you peel. Makes things so much faster! We had 5 medium zucchini and peeled them to the seeds. My kids don’t mind green on their plates, so I didn’t peel them first, but you may want to. I put the shreds into a pot with some water to steam them a bit while I made the sauce.

Homemade cream sauces are incredibly easy. When I first started dating man I married the first meal I made for him was Fettuccine Alfredo with Shrimp. That Alfredo in no way resembles the sauce I make now, but I followed the directions and served it up and he never realized that I had no clue what I was doing. Unfortunately, I then had to prepare more meals and had to quickly learn as I went. But those evenings spent in the kitchen together are some of my favorite memories and years later I would sometimes postpone my meal prep just to have him in the kitchen with me sharing the events of our day.

But I digress. Cream sauces all start pretty much the same way. Chunk of butter melting in your pan. 3 TBS is probably a good guess, but I tend to just throw in a bit and go with it. Once my butter is melted I add some minced garlic. We love garlic, so a clove or two and then another for good measure. Once lightly browned you make a roux by adding flour. I’m sure there is some butter to flour ratio, but I just scoop some in and whisk it together. Start small and add a little more you want it to be a thick paste.

I took the picture before turning my heat down. I really hate having an electric stove. Add your cream or half n half, or in our case whole milk. You need something with a higher fat content, but I use whatever happens t be on hand, about 3 cups worth and whisk it in. I like to add a little rosemary and thyme. While it’s warming together I add a splash of white cooking wine, but if I’m out we pass. The sauce should be thickening. Then we add about a cup of shredded Parmesan cheese and we even added a half cup or so of colby jack. Once the cheese is melted in we added the zucchini and mixed it up. I didn’t think to squeeze the fluid out after steaming and I should have. It thinned my sauce up more than I cared for.
I add tomatoes from the garden and some cheese to make it pretty; we like color. The turkey is not a tomato fan, so I thought I was avoiding a battle by just leaving them off of his, but of course he realized he didn’t have any and when eldest child called them watermelon he demanded some on his plate and actually ate more tomatoes than zucchini. I’m sure I’ll never get him figured out. I’m sure it would have been good with chicken were there any thawed out, but I’m okay with a just veggie meal from time to time.
Isn’t it pretty?
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Better Than the Bakery Muffins

I made the mistake of buying a different cream cheese than usual during our last grocery trip. I won’t call out the brand, but I was pretty grossed out. Finding it not suitable for spreading I decided I needed to bake it into something and hope to mask the flavor. I also had some fresh strawberries that were nearing the end of their fresh and juicy stage; despite my desire for cheesecake we opted to make my strawberry cream cheese muffins.

My first optical job was next to this little coffee shop and I pretty much lived off of their ham ‘n cheese croissants (I’ll share this imitation at a later date), veggie bagel sandwiches, and strawberry cream cheese muffins. Then one day I learned their muffin recipe was actually from a bag mix, gasp! Over ten years later I still feel duped. This take is born of that deception, surely, I could create a far better bakery muffin. The result is my go to muffin recipe. I can assure you that you will see it again in it’s various incarnations, but the batter is the same only the adds ins are changed to protect the innocent. I should warn you that this is not a “healthy” feel good about your choices muffin; this is a you should only eat half, but what the heck you did the treadmill this morning and so what if your butt rivals Montana kind of muffin. After all, it’s bakery style. I used to bring these in to man I married’s office and while soldiers tend to be easy to please, these were always a favorite. 



See the little helper hands? He could hardly stand to wait.

1 1/2 cup whole wheat flour
2 cup AP flour
4 tsp baking powder
1/2 tsp baking soda
1/2 tsp salt
1 1/3 cup sugar
10 TBS butter, melted
1 cup milk, I prefer whole
1 cup sour cream
2 large eggs
1 large egg yolk
3/4 tsp ground cinnamon
1 tsp vanilla
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1 1/2 cup sliced strawberries
6 oz cubed cream cheese

– Use room temperature ingredients, except the cream cheese or strawberries if you’re using frozen ones. You want to make sure the butter doesn’t solidify on you. And the cream cheese is easier to cut into nice little bits if it’s been frozen for 30-60 minutes
– Pre-heat oven to 350° and grease your muffin pan including the top
– Combine dry ingredients
– In a second bowl whisk together sugar, butter, milk, sour cream, eggs, and vanilla
– Add liquid ingredients to dry ingredients, just under mix them
– Gently fold in strawberries and cream cheese, you will find your mixture is fluffy and airy, but quite thick
– Spoon into prepared pan. This recipe is designed to make 12 jumbo muffins, so once you’ve filled your pans you’ll see additional batter in the bowl and think “What the french fries, over?!” Keep adding to your pan. Your cups will be full to about 3/4″ over the top of the pan. On the other hand you can also make 18 smaller muffins by filling them to normal standards, but where’s the fun in that?
– Bake 30-35 minutes; until golden brown and tester comes out clean. The muffin tops will all bake together a bit. If you like muffin tops this will make you happy because it drastically increases the top to bottom ratio of your muffin.
-Let cool about 15 minutes on a wire rack if you can wait that long, then remove from pan and enjoy.

The only happy form of muffin top.

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Knotted Elastic Headbands / Hair Ties

I found an old notebook from high school this week. It was from an English class we had to carry these notebooks and write down all the random things that spoke to us. I can’t remember the duration of the assignment, but I was impressed by the amount of things I had written and pasted. It made me smile at the things that spoke to my heart. Then I wonder why I can’t do better at documenting the great things my kids do and say. Surely I’m more put together than 15 year old me. I think I’m going to add that to my self resolutions. I hope to never forget things like yesterday when the turkey came in and said that his brother was mad at him and when I asked why he said “DUH!” I tell ya the child makes up for his difficulties with spunk.

So a while back I posted my first guess the picture contest. It was here if you missed it. This is the picture I posted:

So what was it? If you guessed a roll of elastic you were right. It’s a roll of fold over elastic to be a bit more specific. Congrats to Emily for chiming in with the first correct answer. She can get a set of her own items like we’re making today or a gift certificate. Seeings as how she has an custom order in the works I think I can predict her choice.

All of a sudden these knotted headband/hair ties are all the rage. They are an exercise in simplicity. A cut of fold over elastic (FOE) tied in a knot at the end and you have a stretchy, no pull, crease less headband or hair tie. Of course you can buy them from any of the lovely shops that make them, but if you’re anything like me you refuse to pay for simple and inexpensive when you can do it yourself. I have a giant roll of elastic. I think my roll came from Very Baby, but you can find it in many places online and even Joann’s carries it in the diaper making supplies.

My roll of elastic is white, so I had to start by dying my elastic to make it more fun. I love the fiber reactive dyes from Dharma, but if you have some Rit or Dylon handy use that too. The key is to follow the dye instructions, pre-wash your elastic, and make sure your elastic has a high enough cotton (natural fiber) content to soak up the dye.

I happen to have some dye still in jars so I tossed my FOE into said jar and watched the color take hold.

I didn’t let it sit for long because I was aiming for a more minty color. But once dyed and washed I tied a knot and snipped the ends at an angle. I also had a little piece left of some cute polka dots FOE that I made into a hair tie.
I probably wouldn’t run out and buy a ton of supplies for this, but since I already have all these things on hand it made for a quick low investment project. Plus then I had something to keep my new bangs out of my face during my workout this morning.
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Snip, Snip, Snip (Monday Musings)

This year had been the year of a better me. In a lot of ways it has been taking charge, getting healthier, etc. But the bulk of it has been being the me God designed me to be. He doesn’t create junk and it’s my job to take car of myself and appreciate what he made. It’s about being thankful for what’s in my life and living to the fullest potential. He planned for me to be the mother of my kids, hand picked me to be the wife of the man I married, put me in the path of the friends in my life and I owe it to him to fulfill those roles in a way that honors Him. I don’t think the outside is as important as what we having going on in our hearts, but all you have to do is look around and see that it’s hard to separate  inner beauty from outer beauty. Society has taken a nose dive in that respect.
On the other hand I think if we can look in the mirror each morning and like ourselves for who we are then it makes the rest of the day so much easier. For me it’s about embracing what I have now and aspiring to be better. God give me my body and I owe it to him to take good care of it. He “blessed” me with curly hair and I shouldn’t constantly hide it because it’s easier than dealing with. Ever notice how if you stay in your PJs when you wake up you tend to spend the day lazing around surfing the net, flipping through channels, reading the newest best seller, etc. then before you now it you need to get dinner on the table and find the breakfast dishes are still on the table and the day has gotten away from you. I’m not downplaying the importance of taking a mental health day, but I find that if I get up and shower and get dressed and get going, even if I don’t have to go out in the world then I feel better. Taking that one step further, if I go beyond throwing on a t-shirt and pair of shorts by actually throwing together and outfit that could impress someone if I had someone to impress then I feel like a million dollars and I want everyone around me to feel that way too. Even if I just put on my frilly undies and go about my day. I feel a little better about myself and then I look at the world like it’s a little better too. I think we view the world the way we view ourselves and I want to view the world as a beautiful place with lots to offer.

Yes, I have spent a lot of time this year re-organizing my life and my faith. And on top of that has been exercising more and eating better and making sure that when I’m hanging clothes on the line for the millionth time each week I can stop for a second and be grateful that my wonderful children are there each day making dirty clothes for me to have to wash. Part of this makeover of life has included physical things like doing more with my hair and then I found this tutorial on cutting your own bangs. I should say that I never wear bangs, but once every decade or so I decide it’s a good idea. Usually with the childhood prodding of my older sister and her can of Aquanet, lol. But I’ve been feeling a little blah about the state of my hair and the blogger made it look so easy, so I ran off and locked myself in the bathroom for a couple minutes and ended up with this:

This does require me doing a quick style each morning even if I don’t do much with the rest of it, but it makes me feel so much better. Granted in a few weeks I may regret it, but for now I’m actually happy with it.
My challenge for you is to do something for yourself that makes you feel good about yourself and shows an appreciation for the way you’ve been thoughtfully made. 
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Tricky Tip Thursday – Quick Clean Your Microwave

I know I’ve mentioned before that I’m lazy. It’s just hard to want to exert a great deal of effort on things that aren’t fun, especially when there are so many enjoyable things in this world. This laziness makes it hard to follow the “She sets about her work vigorously” part of being a Proverbs 31 woman. The only way to accomplish that is to find short cuts and ways to make it easy.
See Ick!!

In a perfect world one would immediately wipe out the microwave after each use. Given that I have children this great idea is shot! Furthermore, even fresh explosions of a tomato based nature result in cooked on yuck. One of these days a smart person will find a way to combine the quick cooking convenience of the micro wave with the easy clean properties of Teflon®. Neither of which is very good for us, but that’s a post for another day. Until my microwave becomes self cleaning I’ll keep using today’s trick and it’s a keeper.

Doncha like my purple Pyrex®?

Take a glass bowl and add water (2 cups or so if you need specifics) and a glug of vinegar or lemon juice. Place your bowl in the microwave and nuke for a couple minutes 2-3 minutes works fine for me, but I can see letting it go up to 5 or so if it’s really icky inside. Then you can easily wipe it out with a dry rag. Your microwave is now happy for it’s new steam bath and the vinegar/lemon juice has absorbed the odors.

                            
*Be careful when removing the hot bowl.

* Don’t forget about it like I do my tea and have to warm it up 15 times a day before getting to enjoy it.

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